Mummy making a big fuss

Why do Mummy have to make such a big fuss everytime I go out of the house? I just wana poo poo outside.

So OK, maybe to play with a friend or two.

And maybe to run around abit.

Why does she have to scream her head off to get me to come home every morning?

I know how to go home! She can just go to work and leave me alone!!!!

GRRRRR