BEST SNACK!

Wana know what snack I eat? I love it, apart from all the Cesar I'm having, and stupid dog biscuit Mummy gives me, this is the best snack I can think of!

*yUmMY* *YuMMY*
That's me waiting for food
See how Mummy makes me pose all the time?
So for the food's sake, I shall pose
And act cute
See how cruel she is
I have to wait so long just to snack.

*sIgH* It's tough being a dog.